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Although he is known for having his arm severed by Obi Wan Kenobi, Ponda Baba was a peaceful donut shop owner.

Posted: March 25, 2011 | Author: admin | No Comments »


Raking in the dough is a lot harder than leaf blowing in the dough.

Posted: March 24, 2011 | Author: admin | No Comments »


Limestone doesn’t taste like lime.

Posted: March 11, 2011 | Author: admin | No Comments »


Carrot Top is KGB.

Posted: February 22, 2011 | Author: admin | No Comments »


Minions don’t self-manage well.

Posted: February 1, 2011 | Author: admin | No Comments »


No matter how hard you try, hot soda will never catch on.

Posted: January 14, 2011 | Author: admin | No Comments »


Pork rinds are part of a conspiracy that we’ve yet to uncover.

Posted: January 6, 2011 | Author: admin | No Comments »


The Moon can be very judgmental.

Posted: December 15, 2010 | Author: admin | No Comments »


Hot homeless women do not exist.

Posted: December 3, 2010 | Author: admin | No Comments »


In the summer, sometimes sheep wish they could switch to cotton.

Posted: November 22, 2010 | Author: admin | No Comments »