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The aardvark doesn’t have two a’s in the front of its name so it can be the first animal in the Yellow Pages.

Posted: November 5, 2012 | Author: admin | No Comments »

Only an ombudsman knows what an ombudsman does.

Posted: October 2, 2012 | Author: admin | No Comments »

LifeSavers are not designed to be floatation devices for really tiny people.

Posted: September 11, 2012 | Author: admin | No Comments »

Fat people can’t saunter.

Posted: August 29, 2012 | Author: admin | No Comments »

Spanish rice will never be as popular as French fries.

Posted: August 20, 2012 | Author: admin | No Comments »

Mikhail Gorbachev’s nickname is not “Old Birthmarky.”

Posted: July 6, 2012 | Author: admin | No Comments »

When you wear camouflage in pubic, the only thing you’re hiding from is your dignity.

Posted: June 29, 2012 | Author: admin | No Comments »

Nobody pronounces Quinoa correctly the first time.

Posted: May 29, 2012 | Author: admin | No Comments »

Vanilla Ice is not misunderstood.

Posted: May 21, 2012 | Author: admin | No Comments »

Snow White is the most narcissistic of them all.

Posted: May 17, 2012 | Author: admin | No Comments »

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