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Nobody ever said “shiver me timbers” and meant it.

Posted: August 25, 2011 | Author: admin | No Comments »

Life is mostly figuring out what to eat for dinner every day.

Posted: August 8, 2011 | Author: admin | No Comments »

Leftover salad is closely related to the trash family.

Posted: August 4, 2011 | Author: admin | No Comments »

If your name is Mixmaster Mike, I cannot take you seriously.

Posted: August 2, 2011 | Author: admin | No Comments »

Molemen are more man than mole.

Posted: July 28, 2011 | Author: admin | No Comments »

Defense secretaries are to be referred to as defense receptionists.

Posted: July 4, 2011 | Author: admin | No Comments »

Chihuahuas are now unnecessary.

Posted: June 16, 2011 | Author: admin | No Comments »

A jar of mayonnaise sounds much better than a can of mayonnaise.

Posted: June 13, 2011 | Author: admin | No Comments »

No one says the word “hilarious” better than Tracy Morgan.

Posted: May 24, 2011 | Author: admin | No Comments »

There were no male stewardesses in the 60s because no one knew what to call them.

Posted: May 23, 2011 | Author: admin | No Comments »

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