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The Care Bears didn’t really care.

Posted: August 12, 2009 | Author: admin | 2 Comments »

If you want success, walk in straight lines and right angles. It worked for Pac-Man.

Posted: August 11, 2009 | Author: admin | No Comments »

Don’t throw salt in a wound. Use paprika instead.

Posted: August 10, 2009 | Author: admin | No Comments »

Velcro doesn’t taste sticky.

Posted: August 7, 2009 | Author: admin | No Comments »

Fail whaling occurs when a whaler fails at whaling.

Posted: August 6, 2009 | Author: admin | 2 Comments »

Joking in iambic pentameter is a lose-lose situation.

Posted: August 5, 2009 | Author: admin | No Comments »

You should pick your head up. Especially if it’s decapitated.

Posted: August 4, 2009 | Author: admin | 2 Comments »

Editors worry about widows and orphans. But they should really watch out for serial killers.

Posted: August 3, 2009 | Author: admin | No Comments »

Yes, the Walrus was Paul. But the egg-man was Dwight Eisenhower.

Posted: July 31, 2009 | Author: admin | No Comments »

The hexagon wasn’t named by witches, but rather by warlocks. Geometrically-inclined warlocks.

Posted: July 30, 2009 | Author: admin | No Comments »

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