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If you ever plant something in coffee grounds, it becomes a jerk.

Posted: November 2, 2009 | Author: admin | No Comments »


Jackalope meat isn’t gamey at all.

Posted: October 29, 2009 | Author: admin | No Comments »


Swedish fish are always fooled by gummy worms.

Posted: October 21, 2009 | Author: admin | No Comments »


Slugs are not homeless snails.

Posted: October 13, 2009 | Author: admin | 1 Comment »


I like moss more than you.

Posted: October 9, 2009 | Author: admin | No Comments »


Once rubber chickens become extinct, we’re next.

Posted: October 5, 2009 | Author: admin | No Comments »


Microfiche is always funny.

Posted: October 2, 2009 | Author: admin | 1 Comment »


Daffy and Donald are not related. Duck just happens to be a very common last name for animated ducks.

Posted: September 22, 2009 | Author: admin | 2 Comments »


We haven’t run anyone out of town in a while.

Posted: September 21, 2009 | Author: admin | 1 Comment »


If PETA cared more about the preservation of Griffins–I might sign up.

Posted: September 15, 2009 | Author: admin | No Comments »