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Wearing deoderant is not overrated.

Posted: July 9, 2009 | Author: admin | No Comments »


When the Muppets become self-aware, fat kids will be the first to go.

Posted: July 8, 2009 | Author: admin | 11 Comments »


Nintendo isn’t Spanish for dirty sushi.

Posted: July 7, 2009 | Author: admin | No Comments »


Apes prefer to be called “Sapien challenged.”

Posted: July 6, 2009 | Author: admin | 2 Comments »


If you look real closely at a hologram, you’ll notice that you’re a nerd.

Posted: July 2, 2009 | Author: admin | 3 Comments »


The name pineapple is proof that naturalists/fruit namers enjoy illegal activities.

Posted: July 1, 2009 | Author: admin | 7 Comments »


I saw you combing your beard. And I was not impressed.

Posted: June 30, 2009 | Author: admin | 4 Comments »


You shouldn’t hate supervillains. They have the gift of laughter.

Posted: June 29, 2009 | Author: admin | No Comments »


Bats have morning breath at night.

Posted: June 25, 2009 | Author: admin | 1 Comment »


You’d think we have it all figured out by now. We do. We’re just not telling you.

Posted: June 24, 2009 | Author: admin | 2 Comments »