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People back in the day accepted olive branches as a form of reconciliation because they were crazy for olives.

Posted: July 29, 2009 | Author: admin | No Comments »

The sweet smell of success is unscented.

Posted: July 28, 2009 | Author: admin | No Comments »

When a Minotaur fights a Centaur, nobody wins.

Posted: July 27, 2009 | Author: admin | 2 Comments »

The Pez dispenser inventor is up there with Da Vinci because he convinced millions to buy/eat some fairly mediocre candy.

Posted: July 24, 2009 | Author: admin | 5 Comments »

When I’m President, I promise to replace filibusters with cage fights.

Posted: July 23, 2009 | Author: admin | No Comments »

Blood baths are not as soothing as they sound.

Posted: July 22, 2009 | Author: admin | 2 Comments »

Birds of prey are still in.

Posted: July 21, 2009 | Author: admin | No Comments »

Cotton candy doesn’t breathe well.

Posted: July 17, 2009 | Author: admin | 4 Comments »

Kidney beans aren’t as gross as gall bladder beans.

Posted: July 13, 2009 | Author: admin | No Comments »

America, if you want to prevent an Alien invasion, stop eating corn dogs.

Posted: July 10, 2009 | Author: admin | No Comments »

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