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If you want to win the next election, promise to replace moving sidewalks with Slip-n-Slides.

Posted: September 14, 2009 | Author: admin | No Comments »

The yardstick will make a comeback. Mark my words.

Posted: September 11, 2009 | Author: admin | 1 Comment »

Captain Planet would have achieved a higher rank if he agreed to wear more clothes. And if he fired that Heart kid.

Posted: September 9, 2009 | Author: admin | No Comments »

If you want friends, but don’t have that much time, tape money to your face and hands.

Posted: September 8, 2009 | Author: admin | 2 Comments »

Succotash doesn’t suffer.

Posted: September 4, 2009 | Author: admin | No Comments »

No one likes the word, “varnish.”

Posted: September 3, 2009 | Author: admin | No Comments »

Nougat minus the candy bar is just a waste of time.

Posted: September 2, 2009 | Author: admin | No Comments »

There are cats in America. And the streets aren’t made of cheese.

Posted: September 1, 2009 | Author: admin | No Comments »

The ozone layer does not taste good with tortilla chips.

Posted: August 31, 2009 | Author: admin | No Comments »

No one really gnashes their teeth anymore.

Posted: August 28, 2009 | Author: admin | No Comments »

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