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Insulation is made from Pink Panther fur.

Posted: April 26, 2010 | Author: admin | No Comments »


Office Depot makes hand soap.

Posted: April 22, 2010 | Author: admin | No Comments »


Those guys with the really deep voice who would do the spoken word and/or rap portion of 90s dance songs are not tortured souls.

Posted: April 20, 2010 | Author: admin | No Comments »


Neutrons have a Swiss accent.

Posted: April 19, 2010 | Author: admin | No Comments »


It’s always too soon. Stop asking.

Posted: April 14, 2010 | Author: admin | No Comments »


If you name your child Lars, he will never become a governor.

Posted: April 13, 2010 | Author: admin | No Comments »


Knowing is half the battle. But the other half is wearing the right outfit.

Posted: March 31, 2010 | Author: admin | No Comments »


It’s a morning mullet.

Posted: March 29, 2010 | Author: admin | No Comments »


There’s a lot more than just Zuul.

Posted: March 18, 2010 | Author: admin | No Comments »


If your name is Bong Larry, I will not open an email from you.

Posted: March 15, 2010 | Author: admin | No Comments »