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There’s nothing you can do to make a catheter taste good.

Posted: June 9, 2009 | Author: admin | 7 Comments »

1 alan d said at 11:09 am on June 9th, 2009:
False. Peanut butter.
2 admin said at 11:11 am on June 9th, 2009:
Aye, I’ll give you that you may mask the taste for a little bit, but you can’t mask the rubbery texture. And once you sense that rubbery texture, then you’ll remember that you put peanut butter on a catheter. Then you may become suicidal.
3 Wes Wolfe said at 11:14 am on June 9th, 2009:
Boil and dry, like the woman in the TV ads says. Kind of like preparing chitlins.
4 admin said at 11:16 am on June 9th, 2009:
I’m slightly disturbed that you people have solutions to this non-problem. Experts have settled this dispute ages ago.
5 Avram said at 12:30 pm on June 10th, 2009:
False.

Run it through a Vita-Mix blender; I am sure they have a recipe for it.

I was at Costco the other week and the display man had me sold (I wouldn’t make the leap over the price but..) he made a “shrek sorbet” where the primary ingredient was raw spinach and you could not taste it and it was delicious and supposedly nutritious.
6 admin said at 12:32 pm on June 10th, 2009:
When they start selling catheter shakes, I’ma start preparing for the Apocalypse.
7 Avram said at 9:39 am on June 12th, 2009:
But they already are, you just cannot taste it because the blender blades spin at 240 mph to pulverize catheter into a fine dust.

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